Cass the Comedian

​Welcome to the unapologetically bold world of Cassandra, the stand-up comedian who doesn’t just walk the line—she obliterates it. Based in sunny Florida, this mom, entrepreneur, and fearless comic has made it her mission to turn life’s chaos into comedy gold.

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With a sharp wit, deadpan delivery, and a knack for tackling the uncomfortable, Cassandra isn’t here to sugarcoat anything. Her humor dives deep into the messy, awkward, and downright absurd moments of life, serving up savage punchlines that’ll leave you laughing, cringing, and questioning everything—all at once.

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This isn’t your typical feel-good comedy. Dark, smart, and delightfully twisted, Cassandra’s humor flips life’s heavy truths on their heads. Whether she’s riffing on the trials of motherhood, the insanity of entrepreneurship, or the curveballs life throws, her perspective is as raw as it is hilarious.

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Just don’t say you weren’t warned.

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